The Sequence

this is something I kind of did at a church camp thing. pretty flipping amazing. I think I’ll extend it though. If you don’t get it in parts, you obviously have a sane mind

the internets beat us all. Al Gore beats the internets. Florida beats Al Gore. Cubans beat Florida. JFK beats Cubans. Sniper rifles beat JFK. Disney Animatronics beat sniper rifles. Flash Photography beats Disney Animatronics. Dream sequences beat flash photography. Air Vents beat Dream Sequences. Links Iron boots beat air vents. Water beats link’s Iron Boots. The Moon beats Water. The Death Star beats the moon. Duct tape beats the Death Star. Gorilla Glue beats Duct Tape. amputation beats gorilla glue. gangrene beats amputation. florence nightngale beats gangrene. sexism beats florenece nightngale. Hillary Clinton beats sexism. monica Lewinsky beats hillary clinton. pimps beat monica lewinsky. tazers beat pimps. youtube beats tazers. porn beats youtube. sex beats porn. condoms beat sex. band directors beat condoms. cardboard cutouts beat band directors. fire beats cardboard cutouts. cave men beat fire. geico betas cavemen. all state beats geico. the inevitability of the corporate super conglomeration taking over the world beats allstate. (heres where I forget how it went and start making things up) The eventuallity of revolution beats the inevitability of the corporate super conglomeration taking over the world. Dictatorship beats the eventuality of revolution. the masses beat dictators. opium beats the masses. LSD beats opium. Ergot beats LSD. Barley beats LSD. Celts beat Barley. Romans beat Celts. Visigoths beat Romans. Charlemagne beats Visigoths. The Holy Roman Empire beats Charlemagne. The Pope beats the Holy Roman Empire. The Medici Family beats the Pope. Bad people skills beat the Medici family. Counseling beats bad people skills. Psychology beats counseling. Psychiatry beats Psychology. Med school beats Psychiatry. SAT scores beat Psychiatry. Asians beat SAT scores. Brown people (by subversion) beat Asians. Red people beat brown people. White people beat red people. black people beat white people. Slavery beats black people. Abraham Lincoln beats Slavery. John Wilkes Booth beats Abraham Lincoln. Bad landings beat John Wilkes Booth. Good landings beat bad landings. cats beat good landings. dogs beat cats. wolves beat dogs. use of habitats beats wolves. state parks beats use of habitats. national parks beat state parks. funding beats national parks. Money beats funding. inflation beats money. WoW gold beats inflation. WoW addiction beats WoW gold. twelve step programs beat WoW addiction. twenty one step programs beat Twelve step programs. Being Clean beats Twenty one step programs. being messy beats being clean. being lazy beats being messy. entropy beats laziness. the law of conservation of energy beats entropy. Einstein beats the Law of conservation of energy. Nazis beat Einstein. Russians beat Nazis. Famine beats Russians. Super Corn beats Famine. The inevitability of some kind of horrific mutation causing super mutant intelligent corn beats super corn. Japanese people (because they already mastered the art) beat The inevitability of some kind of horrific mutation causing super mutant intelligent corn beats super corn. Nukes beat Japanese people. H bombs beat Japanese people. Cold Fusion beats h bombs. Z(ed)PM’s beat cold fusion. Star Gate beats z(ed)PM’s. Richard Dean Anderson beats StarGate. Macgyver beats Richard Dean Anderson. The Mythbusters beat Macgyver. Battles Star Galactica beats MythBusters. Season 4 finale(where they better finds earth!!) beats Battle Star Galactica. having the whole series recorded beats Season 4 finale(where they better finds earth!!). Tivo beats having the whole series recorded. Dish TV beats Tivo…..

and witht hat you will have to be content for now. I believe I will begin-or-end every post with a new part of the sequence. yahh!! I can feel the excitement you feel, if you actually existed, non-existent readers.